Hello little children. It is I. I have not abandoned thee.
Well, not intentionally, at least. Sorry to say, but I have a life. Juggling between my job, my wife's two jobs and caring for Michael, there really isn't a whole lot of time to just sit down and write on here these days.
At any rate, you wanted something funny, am I correct? Of course I am. That's why you all are here. You're all nothing but selfish, greedy-
[Take 2]
At any rate, here's a rather horrifying event that occurred at my place of employment.
Towards the end of my shift, I was asked to assist some of my coworkers in tidying up the women's lingerie department. At first the task was fairly simple: make the underwear look neat and organized. But then my manager told me to clean out the lingerie fitting room. I waltzed into the fitting room, inspecting each stall. They all seemed clean except the last one. Lying on the bench was a pink lace pantie. It was soaking wet with speckles of brown in the seat of it. I couldn't believe what I was seeing! Someone simply relieved themselves in MY merchandise and left it there! It just sat there on that bench as if it was mocking me!!
So I told my manager about the panties of the damned and she merely told me to take care of it. I wasn't sure whether to abandon my job on the spot or perform the ancient rite of Seppuku. No matter which path I chose, it was not going to be pretty.
After a few moments of deliberation, I decided to exorcise the fitting room of the pink-and-brown demon that dwelt within it... Although why I chose to do this, I don't think I'll ever know.
I will say this, though. It's never a dull moment where I work.
Well, not intentionally, at least. Sorry to say, but I have a life. Juggling between my job, my wife's two jobs and caring for Michael, there really isn't a whole lot of time to just sit down and write on here these days.
At any rate, you wanted something funny, am I correct? Of course I am. That's why you all are here. You're all nothing but selfish, greedy-
[Take 2]
At any rate, here's a rather horrifying event that occurred at my place of employment.
Towards the end of my shift, I was asked to assist some of my coworkers in tidying up the women's lingerie department. At first the task was fairly simple: make the underwear look neat and organized. But then my manager told me to clean out the lingerie fitting room. I waltzed into the fitting room, inspecting each stall. They all seemed clean except the last one. Lying on the bench was a pink lace pantie. It was soaking wet with speckles of brown in the seat of it. I couldn't believe what I was seeing! Someone simply relieved themselves in MY merchandise and left it there! It just sat there on that bench as if it was mocking me!!
So I told my manager about the panties of the damned and she merely told me to take care of it. I wasn't sure whether to abandon my job on the spot or perform the ancient rite of Seppuku. No matter which path I chose, it was not going to be pretty.
After a few moments of deliberation, I decided to exorcise the fitting room of the pink-and-brown demon that dwelt within it... Although why I chose to do this, I don't think I'll ever know.
I will say this, though. It's never a dull moment where I work.