There are several reasons why one might want to change their citizenship. Most of which are solid, valid reasons to do so. MOST.
But due to the vast differences in legislation from country to country, you can't just rush right in and "change" your status. There are forms to fill, shots to get, things to pack, jobs to hunt, the whole nine yards. With this guide, I will make moving to France a whole lot easier.
Step 1: Obtain a U.S. Passport.
Step 2: Obtain flight tickets to France.
Step 3: Once in France, discard all manliness you have accumulated up to this point.
Step 4: Discard all personal hygiene belongings (you don't want the natives making fun of you for smelling too clean now do you?)
Step 5: Obtain a grotesquely large ego.
Step 6: Obtain a strong mistrust of anything that isn't French, ESPECIALLY if it's American.
Step 7: In regards to Step 6, if you meet someone that isn't French, especially if they're American, treat them like the overstuffed, ignorant ***** that they are.
Step 8: Duck and cower like the whiny, self-centered snob that you are while the redneck next to you starts swinging at you.
Step 9: Surrender, as usual.
But due to the vast differences in legislation from country to country, you can't just rush right in and "change" your status. There are forms to fill, shots to get, things to pack, jobs to hunt, the whole nine yards. With this guide, I will make moving to France a whole lot easier.
Step 1: Obtain a U.S. Passport.
Step 2: Obtain flight tickets to France.
Step 3: Once in France, discard all manliness you have accumulated up to this point.
Step 4: Discard all personal hygiene belongings (you don't want the natives making fun of you for smelling too clean now do you?)
Step 5: Obtain a grotesquely large ego.
Step 6: Obtain a strong mistrust of anything that isn't French, ESPECIALLY if it's American.
Step 7: In regards to Step 6, if you meet someone that isn't French, especially if they're American, treat them like the overstuffed, ignorant ***** that they are.
Step 8: Duck and cower like the whiny, self-centered snob that you are while the redneck next to you starts swinging at you.
Step 9: Surrender, as usual.