Okay, so first I would like to say that I am truly sorry for not posting more often. My schedule has become rather constrictive, thus allotting me less time to focus on my number one priority in my life: YOU, the readers! Can't you just FEEL the glorious sarcasm emitting from me?
But let's move on to matters which are far more important than your feelings: MY feelings!
Wait, hold on. Before I continue on a "me spree," I must tell you something. This is part of a new segment I'm going to try out called "Madman Reviews." Basically, I watch a show or movie, and I review it. And yes, I DO take requests! Simply comment on the post with the name of the Movie, TV Show, Video Game, or Musical Piece you think I should take a look at!
I've been hearing quite a bit about this Duck Dynasty thing for quite a while, and I finally said I was quite done with the mystery behind the beards.
As much as I hate to admit this, I watched one of the episodes. I can't remember the name or season. I do remember, however, that it was the one about the cookbook. At any rate, I must say that I am NOT impressed in the least.
What do I need to say? This show is mindless. It's not exactly funny, at least in my opinion. I mean, am I crazy? Okay, I KNOW I'm crazy. I get that. But seriously, can someone point out the part that's supposed to be funny?
What's even MORE unnerving is how popular this train wreck of a show is. I can't even walk out of my home without seeing the Great Bearded Cult's image painted somewhere.
But the most unsettling thing about it is this. Their look.
Okay, now I have never EVER been one to make fun of someone else because of how they look. I've been there! I have been on the butt end of teasing! But these guys seem to be ASKING for it! They look like Charles Manson's seed attempting to recreate the movie Deliverance! They've probably trapped so many crumbs in their freestyle beards that they could get stranded on a desert island and still eat well for months on end!
What kind of drugs does it take to enjoy this??? Please, let me know! Maybe, just maybe, if I can find the right hallucinogenic mushroom, I can finally unlock the secret to liking this show.
Unfortunately, I have work early in the morning, so I'm going to cut this off now.
Good Night, my little Ticlings!
But let's move on to matters which are far more important than your feelings: MY feelings!
Wait, hold on. Before I continue on a "me spree," I must tell you something. This is part of a new segment I'm going to try out called "Madman Reviews." Basically, I watch a show or movie, and I review it. And yes, I DO take requests! Simply comment on the post with the name of the Movie, TV Show, Video Game, or Musical Piece you think I should take a look at!
I've been hearing quite a bit about this Duck Dynasty thing for quite a while, and I finally said I was quite done with the mystery behind the beards.
As much as I hate to admit this, I watched one of the episodes. I can't remember the name or season. I do remember, however, that it was the one about the cookbook. At any rate, I must say that I am NOT impressed in the least.
What do I need to say? This show is mindless. It's not exactly funny, at least in my opinion. I mean, am I crazy? Okay, I KNOW I'm crazy. I get that. But seriously, can someone point out the part that's supposed to be funny?
What's even MORE unnerving is how popular this train wreck of a show is. I can't even walk out of my home without seeing the Great Bearded Cult's image painted somewhere.
But the most unsettling thing about it is this. Their look.
Okay, now I have never EVER been one to make fun of someone else because of how they look. I've been there! I have been on the butt end of teasing! But these guys seem to be ASKING for it! They look like Charles Manson's seed attempting to recreate the movie Deliverance! They've probably trapped so many crumbs in their freestyle beards that they could get stranded on a desert island and still eat well for months on end!
What kind of drugs does it take to enjoy this??? Please, let me know! Maybe, just maybe, if I can find the right hallucinogenic mushroom, I can finally unlock the secret to liking this show.
Unfortunately, I have work early in the morning, so I'm going to cut this off now.
Good Night, my little Ticlings!