The turkey is cooked and the mashed potatoes are almost done. The green bean casserole is hot and ready to go, and the key lime pie, pumpkin pie, and pecan pie are chillin' in the fridge.
And I am ready for a tidal wave of tryptophan and a beer.
I'd like to first start off by saying thanks to God for providing this food for us to eat. I pray that He provides food of this kind for those who don't.
I am very thankful for my wife. And my wonderful son.
And for my friends who have never forsaken me. You are on my A-list.
My family are also high on the list of things I am thankful for.
Everyone else can get out of my face. I am not thankful for you. Go die.
The thanksgiving meal is about to start, so IF I don't pop afterwards, I'll see you later